Have We Found Your Perfect Garden Shed Match?

by Joanna Hazelton on February 13, 2013 · 0 comments

in Sheds

Is there something missing in your life? Are you tired of searching for the perfect ‘one’? Are you wanting some stability, security or dependability? The ideal one to share your lifetime with? To be by your side whatever the weather?

Then look no further. Jack’s here to help. He appreciates with your busy lives you don’t have time to spend hours looking for ‘the right one’ so let Jack play Cupid to give you the best possible chance of finding your perfect match.

Jack’s Online Matchmaking Service

Your perfect match?

  • Well-built
  • Strong
  • Resilient
  • Secure
  • Low maintenance
  • Can be depended on
  • Very open
  • Well groomed
  • Likes to stay in good condition
  • Needs handling with care
  • Likes to stand out from the crowd
  • No time for rats!

 

Are traditional values for you?

  • Good looking
  • Full of charm
  • Bright
  • Reliable
  • Traditional values
  • Likes to be treated well
  • Tendency to be insecure
  • Doesn’t like to draw attention
  • Vulnerable
  • Likely to be high maintenance

 

Classifieds: Personals

Bright, VGL, modern outlook, tall, FSC, OSB, T&G, seeks hardworking, keen DIY fanatic with GSOH

see Rowlinson Wooden Workshop 9×9

Attractive, DTE, extremely organised, robust, stylish, very open, looking for LTR with tidy gardener and bike enthusiast, TYVM

see Europa 6×3 Metal Shed Quartz Grey

Chat Up Lines

If online dating or classifieds are not for you why not try our chat up lines – we’d love to know how you get on…!

  • How would you like to go and get shiplapped with me?
  • Do you want to sit on my tongue and groove?
  • Let’s Ronseal it with a kiss.
  • No need to shed any more tears – you’ve met me.
  • Never felt like this before.
  • I’m clad we met.

I hope all this helps and has given you some optimism. And when you feel ready to start browsing the market then take a look at Jack’s extensive range of wooden garden sheds and metal garden sheds and you’re bound to find your perfect match.

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